The premiere of American Horror Story: Hotel was held last night in Los Angeles, and if I were to guess by these pictures of Lady Gaga serving up ten tons of I’m an actress now FACE on the red carpet, I’d say she was the star of this shit. Obviously that’s not true, since any cast that includes life legend Kathy Bates means that Kathy Bates is the star. (Note: This rule changes if Jessica Lange is on the call sheet, but since she’s not in AHS: Hotel., Kathy Bates takes her place). So really, Gaga needs to step aside and see if she can use those posing hands of hers to carry Kathy Bates’ purse or something.
Here’s more of Gaga doing her best version of Angelina Jolie at the Oscars (which ends up looking like Lady Gaga at a Real Housewives of New Jersey audition) at the AHS: Hotel premiere. I’ve also included everyone who was able to steal some of the spotlight from Gaga, because damn if they didn’t have to work their asses off for it, and they deserve some recognition for their efforts.