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October 4, 2015 / Posted by:

The iconic black and white bow dress that Kelly and Brenda wore their junior year to the Spring Dance in season 1 of Beverly Hills, 90210!

25 years ago today, the first episode of The Brenda Walsh Hour of Extravaganza (aka Beverly Hills, 90210) aired and it introduced us youngins, who had never seen Little House on the Prairie or Heathers, to the bad bitch greatness of Shannen Doherty! Beverly Hills, 90210 turns 25 today (which means all of us are old bitches and it’s only a matter of time before our bones turn to dust) and Lifetime did the show wrong on the eve of its birthday by spitting all over its beautiful memory.

Lifetime aired the Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 movie last night and I had hoped they’d give us some juicy messiness, but they didn’t give us that. Everything I knew about 90210 was in Lifetime’s movie. They didn’t give any new information! Instead of doing a 90210 movie, they should’ve done a Shannen Doherty biopic. Because 95% of their 90210 movie was about Shannen’s bad bitch antics and it ended with her leaving the show. They didn’t even bother showing what happened after Shannen Doherty left, and I do agree with that decision, because who cares about a post-Brenda 90210?

The 90210 movie was filled with many inaccuracies, but the most offensive one was their screw-up of the legendary Spring Dance dress. One of the most iconic moments in Beverly Hills, 90210 history was when that jealous piece of boiled limp asparagus Kelly Taylor wore the exact same Spring Dance dress as Brenda Walsh. Kelly looked like a bratty little girl playing dress up while Brenda Walsh gave us “50-something Republican First Lady” glamour.

Anyway, Lifetime’s movie featured the filming of the Spring Dance, but they messed up an extremely important fact. In their version, Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh wear different colors of the same dress. I mean, what in the hell is this? (Side note: Cousin Emily from the 90210 reboot played Jennie Garth in the Lifetime movie and she should really get a DNA test, because there’s a 100% chance that she’s the secret daughter that Jennie Garth gave up years ago. They’re twins.)

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I get that Lifetime probably couldn’t recreate the same exact dress that Kelly and Brenda wore in the original, because I’m sure that dress design has been trademarked and is currently the headlining piece at the Smithsonian. But they should’ve at least made Kelly and Brenda wear identical dresses in the same color. I mean, how can I believe anything in that 90210 movie when they mess up one of the most important details? That’s like making a movie about the Civil War and changing the Gettysburg Address to the Jersey City Address. The government should charge Lifetime with treason for messing that up. Oh, Lifetime, I hate you, never talk to me again! 

But I will forgive Lifetime if they make a Shannen Doherty biopic starring Shannen Doherty. It’s clear that’s what the world wants and needs right now. And on that note, Happy 90210 Day, everyone!

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