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October 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Mark Davis, the owner and managing general partner of the Oakland Raiders, and more importantly, the owner of a stunningly gorgeous ginger bowl haircut that was sent from the heavens to make the world a more beautiful place!

Mark Davis became the owner of the Oakland Raiders when his father died and he’s worth around half a billion dollars. Even though Mark Davis has money oozing out of his pores, he drives a 1997 Dodge Caravan, his minivan has a vanity plate that reads “R8HERS,” he carries a 12-year-old Nokia cell phone, he calls P.F. Chang’s one of his favorite restaurants, he wears a white fanny pack and he loves his exquisite haircut so much that he travels 500 miles to get it. This adonis is everything in a ginger hair bowl. I am in love and I’m mostly in love with that “Friar Tuck in Dumb and Dumber” haircut.

You’d think that angels travel from heaven to cut Mark Davis’ ethereal hair with a bowl and scissors made of solid gold, but a mere mortal actually styles that hair. In an amazing profile for ESPN The Magazine, Mark says that the artiste who cuts his hair is in Palm Desert, CA, which is 500 miles from Mark’s home. But traveling that far is absolutely worth it. Every time he goes to get his haircut, he sings, “I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, to be the man who has a bowl haircut that makes hos fall on the floor.

Davis travels to Palm Desert to get it cut, just as he traveled to Chico from Oakland to visit a preferred barber long after he left college at Chico State. “I think he’s had three barbers since college,” [former Raiders wideout Cliff] Branch says. “If he likes something, he stays loyal.”

And who wouldn’t stay loyal to that hairstyle? Mark Davis is what you’d get if you morphed all of the Three Stooges together, and that is beyond the look. Dude is Rojo Caliente II.

Pics: AP, Getty

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