Night Crumbs

October 2, 2015 / Posted by:

Jake Gyllenhaal went on Conan O’Brien’s show last night to solve the mystery of how tall Jake Gyllenhaal is. That’s the dumbest mystery of all mysteries and what’s even more dumb is that Conan didn’t say, “Well, since I’ve got this measuring tape in my hands, you may as well take off your pants and chonies so we can measure something else…”Lainey Gossip 

Speaking of dicks, here’s a dick with a hard dick (and yes, I would) – Drunken Stepfather

Jill Zarin was in a car crash, but THANK GOD, she survived it and was well enough to speak to Radar about it – Reality Tea 

Kate Winslet thinks she’s too smart for therapy, which probably means she needs a lot of therapy – Celebitchy

Oh, it’s just Scientology being Scientology – The Superficial 

Leonardo DiCatchAHo didn’t want to share his vape pen with Miley Cyrus. Now, I don’t know if Miley Cyrus is gross for wanting to suck on Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s vape pen or if Leonardo DiCatchAHo is smart for not sharing his vape pen with Miley Cyrus – IDLYITW

I just stared at Kendull Jenner’s kamel toe for way too long – Popoholic

Selena Gomez wore some kind of Versace cheerleading uniform in FlareHollywood Tuna 

Scott “Please Just Look Pretty And Don’t Speak” Eastwood is probably fucking that big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton Just Jared

Sean Hayes and his husband are lip dubbing again – Towleroad

Because humanity isn’t shitty enough…. – Egotastic

Chasing Life has quit chasing ratings and is done – SOW


I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it X 10 – The Berry  

Doctor Who is getting spun off – Pajiba

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