There’s not one ounce of sarcasm in that headline. Because the only reason to go to a boring batball, or whatever you call it, game is to buy a churro or a hot dog and to take hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of selfies with it and your friends. Everybody knows that!
The only time you stop taking selfies is to do 1 of the following: 1) Check to see if you look hot in the thousands of selfies you just took. 2) Upload those selfies to Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. 3) Make a Snapchat and host a Periscope stream, a Meerkat stream, a Hedgehog stream and a Prairie Dog stream. I mean, what kind of crazies go to a sports game and actually watch what’s happening on the field? That’s just weird.
These girls from Arizona State University’s Alpha Chi Omega sorority had the right idea at last night’s game between some team and another team. At one point, the camera caught these American heroes in action and the commentator dudes made fun of them:
Those commentator dudes sound like no cameraphone-having olds. If anybody was being rude at that game it was the players for playing while these girls are trying to take selfies. I mean, baseball isn’t America’s favorite pastime anymore. Selfie taking is!