Archives: October 2015

Rosie O’Donnell’s Heart Is Broken Over What Her Daughter Said About Her In The Daily Mail

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Rosie O’Donnell’s 18-year-old daughter Chelsea O’Donnell isn’t living at home anymore and she’s been cut off, so she’s gotta make that money by spilling her side of the messiness to The Daily Mail.

Back in August, Rosie declared on Twitter that her daughter Chelsea, who was 17 at the time, had gone missing. Police later found Chelsea O’Donnell hiding in the attic of a 25-year-old dude she met on Tinder. Rosie went after the Tinder dude by tweeting about how he was arrested for heroin possession once. A quick minute after Chelsea returned to Rosie’s house, she left again and went off to Wisconsin to live with her biological mother. Rosie reportedly cut Chelsea off money-wise. Chelsea has since moved to New Jersey to live with the Tinder dude and his family. Chelsea gave her side of the story and more (read: it’s LONG) to The Daily Mail and of course, Rosie isn’t exactly burping up sunshine and rainbows about it.


Nicki Minaj Had A Few Words To Say About Miley Cyrus

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Dear Sia, if you walked into your hair room recently and wondered where one of your “Andy Warhol as a Lhasa Apso” wigs went, look at that picture. You have your answer.

In writer Vanessa Grigoriadis’ profile on Nicki Minaj in The New York Times Magazine, you can feel Nicki getting more and more annoyed by the questions that were dropped in her ears. Nicki talked about growing up in an abusive household and how she bounced from one man to the next man and how she didn’t know that famous hos Photoshop their Instagram pictures (uh huh). But Nicki also waved away some of the questions Vanessa asked her and it ended with her hitting the stop button on the interview. But before we get to Nicki ejecting a trick from her sight, let’s get into the Miley Cyrus crap.


Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Rub-A-Dub Doggie!

1980s toy historians have let me down again! There’s no single Wikipedia page for Rub-A-Dub Doggie, so I don’t know exactly when it hopped in and out of the bathtub. It was obviously born in the 1980s and I’m guessing it was put down sometime in the 80s or early 90s. I don’t really know. I just know that it’s not around anymore, because that shit is too simple for the kids of today who probably pass the time in the bathtub by playing games on their Rub-A-Dub iPad 3.0.

Rub-A-Dub Doggie was basically a Pound Puppy for the bath. It came in a bunch of colors including a raver-colored one. You’d wash its rubber body with the bone sponge it came with and you’d shake the suds out of its terry cloth ears by moving its head back and forth. Yes, it was as simple as simple can be, but I’m sure it distracted kids from pooping out floating tub turds, so it did its job.

The thing I remember most about Rub-A-Dub Doggie was its jingle. The jingle that played in the commercial stuck in my brain the same way that I’m sure mildew stuck to Rub-A-Dub Doggie’s insides. I listened to it this morning and I fully expect my dog to keep his paws shoved into his ears all day, because I can’t stop singing, “Rub-a-dub doggie, soft little doggie, it can take a bath with youuuuuu….”

Pic: Amazon


Birthday Sluts

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Toni Braxton (48)
Shiba Inu 6 (7)
Holland Roden (29)
Bree Olson (29)
Amber West (29)
Edison Chen (35)
Aaron Ashmore (36)
Shawn Ashmore (36)
Alesha Dixon (37)
Omar Benson Miller (37)
Taylor Hicks (39)
Nicole Ari Parker (45)
Thom Yorke (47)
Dan Savage (51)
Ann Curless of Expose (52)
Matthew Roloff (54)
Dylan Baker (56)
Simon Cowell (56)
Judy Landers (57)
Michael W. Smith (58)
Jayne Torvill (58)
Yo-Yo Ma (60)
Tico Torres (62)
John Mellencamp (64)
Jill Larson (68)
Oliver North (72)
Joy Behar (73)
Desmond Tutu (84)

Pic: Getty


Night Crumbs

October 6, 2015 / Posted by:

And here’s further proof that when it comes to making original stories, Hollywood flatined a long time ago. Ellen Page is probably going to star in a remake of Flatliners. This doesn’t really bother me, honestly, because I was never into Flatliners and it doesn’t even fall in my top 10 Kevin Bacon movies. But if they remake Wild Things, I swear… Lainey Gossip 

Bridget Marqawhatever’s engagement ring is a thing of beauty. I wonder which trinket vending machine her fiancé bought it from? – Celebitchy

Arianna Grande Latte kissed a girl and it was the opposite of shocking. She gave more tongue to that donut she tainted – Drunken Stepfather

Cathriona White, Jim Carrey’s late girlfriend, was married to another guy at the time of her death – The Superficial 

I don’t even know what Bella Thorne is wearing, but her Lucite-heeled go-go boots are elegance personified – IDLYITW

This kid’s a douche to the tenth degree, but now I really want to try UConn’s bacon jalapeño mac and cheese – Towleroad

Please tell me these are pictures from the set of the big-budget remake of Cleopatra we’ve all been waiting for – Hollywood Tuna 

Vanessa Hudgens is wearing the belt that came with every single dress my mom bought in the early 90s – Popoholic

Good try, but Jan Bonito’s wig doesn’t say, “I need a VO5 hot oil treatment in a major way,” the same way the real Kim Davis’ hair does – OMG Blog

Chloe Goins has sued Bill Cosby for allegedly drugging her and sexually assaulting her in 2008 – Jezebel

Ashley Judd says she was sexually harassed by a studio executive she won’t name – HuffPo

After those two links above, what we really need is something happy like a 116-year-old woman telling us that the secret to her long life is eating BACON – The Berry  

I see that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still sharing joint custody of the paparazzi – Popsugar

Vin Diesel looks like this without a shirt on. I still would – Just Jared

The Rocky Horror Picture Show cast reunited – SOW

And here’s a picture of Frances McDormand drinking wine while sitting on the toilet with her clothes on – Pajiba

Pic: Getty


Be Still My Everything: The Ravishing Beauty Of Naomi Judd

October 6, 2015 / Posted by:

I thought I felt a little earthquake this afternoon and now I know it was from dozens of people in Las Vegas falling over and hitting the ground when Naomi Judd knocked them out with her glamour and gorgeousness.

The temperature in Las Vegas went up at least 100 degrees today and it’s all Naomi Judd’s fault for serving up so much piping hot elegance and exquisiteness at the launch of The Judds’ residency at The Venetian. It even looks like Wynonna Judd’s face melted a little from being so close to her hot mother. Naomi Judd’s face gets straights As. I don’t even care if it looks like her left eyebrow took a bite out of her right eyebrow. Her eyebrow game gets an A+, her lip liner game gets an A++ and those spider lashes get an A+++. Naomi Judd looks like the most opulent Christmas tree topper of all time. Liberace would so put her on top of his tree. There really are no words. This is perfection and everybody in the world should strive to look like this!


Rooney Mara Felt Bad About The Whitewashing Of Tiger Lily Controversy

October 6, 2015 / Posted by:

When goth ferret Rooney Mara was cast as Tiger Lily in the 1,856,456th version of Peter Pan, some people raged over the whitewashing of it all and others shrugged it off while saying, “I sort of see it.” I mean, if you shake your head until you’ve got the dizzies and then squint while looking at Rooney Mara, she sort of looks Asian and Asian is practically Native American in Hollywood, right?

At the NYC premiere of Pan (pictures below), Rooney told People that before she even met with director Joe Wright about the role, she thought to herself, “Err, maybe me, a white chick, playing Tiger Lily isn’t the greatest idea.” It’s not like Rooney needs the money, because she comes from an NFL dynasty and if she needs a lot of money all she has to do is put her hands under her uncle’s butt and ask him to fart out a few diamonds and gold coins for her. But when Rooney met with Joe and heard his vision, she wanted in. In other words, they totally did peyote together. Rooney said this about the shit she got for taking the role:

“It wasn’t great. I felt really bad about it. It was something that I thought about before I met with Joe. When I met with Joe and heard what his plans for it were, it was something I really wanted to be a part of. But I totally sympathize with why people were upset and feel really bad about it.”

Translation: “I don’t give a shit.” No, that’s not fair to say. Rooney said she felt really bad about it twice, so she obviously felt really bad about it. Based on the reviews, people who see Pan this weekend may feel “really bad” that they paid actual money for tickets to it. And whenever I see that still from Pan of Rooney Mara, I don’t see Tiger Lily at all. I just see a raver who did too much molly at an Anthropologie and got twisted up in the curtain section.


KOTD: Kanye West Think The Fashion Industry Discriminated Against Him For Not Being Gay

October 6, 2015 / Posted by:

If you can’t with Kanye today, just let the hipster lumberjack behind him express your thoughts and feelings for you so you can keep it moving. And no, I don’t know if that’s stretched-out pizza dough or a big cum web on Kanye’s body.

Kanye West must not know who Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Yohji Yamamoto and Robert Cavalli are, because he thinks it’s hard out there for a straight dude in the fashion world. Kanye did a 2-hour long interview for SHOWStudio’s “In Camera” series (via HuffPo) and strangely enough, after 25 minutes of listening to him talk, the interviewer didn’t bang her head against the floor until her skull cracked. She made it through the whole interview and was able to ask Kanye about ~fashion~. Kanye thinks that the fashion industry discriminated against him and not because he strolled on in there thinking he was the reincarnation of Coco Chanel and designed overpriced clothes that look like zombie rags. Kanye was discriminated against because he doesn’t like dick like that.

“I feel like I got discriminated in fashion for not being gay. In music, you definitely get discriminated in music if you are gay. It takes amazing talents to break down barriers. Everyone thought that when Frank Ocean dropped that it was going to be bad for his career. I feel like it’s so cliché to speak about him as it relates to this subject, but there are people who broke the ground and he broke the ground. The people that break the stereotypes make history.”

Oh, how I wish I was a fly on a wall in Givenchy’s offices, because I really want to see the look on Riccardo Tisci’s face right about now…

Pic: Splash

Open Post: Hosted By Dreamboat Doherty At Paris Fashion Week

October 6, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s been over a year since I’ve written about Panty Creamer Hall of Famer and Macaulay Culkin’s ex-roomie Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty (that art post doesn’t count)so let’s do a little catching up.

Dreamy has reportedly quit that crackhead life completely and is now living in a small French town where he goes antiquing with his girlfriend and plays some game called pétanque in his garden. Dreamy says that his days of injecting dragon chasing fuel into his eyeballs and getting caught up in the overdose deaths of heiresses are long behind him. Dreamy is sober after spending a long time in rehab and he’s back to work with The Libertines. The Libertines have a new album out and they’ve been touring a bit. They were supposed to play a show in London last month, but they canceled at the last minute after Dreamy had some sort of “medical emergency.” They claim that “medical emergency” isn’t PR code for “Dude fell off the wagon again and landed mouth first onto a crack pipe.” Dreamy had a panic attack just hours before he was supposed to go on stage. But he’s all better now and last night, he made an appearance at the Saint Laurent show in Paris where he flashed those gorgeous butt corn teeth and gave us hobo Chuckie Finster. Looking hot, Dreamy!

And now that we’re all caught up with Dreamy, you can go ahead and lick on his teeth freckles, because I know you want to.

Pics: Splash, FameFlynet UK

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