Open Post: Hosted By More Of Prince Hot Ginge’s Beard Of Fire

September 30, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s been 15 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes and 10 seconds since I first posted about Prince Hot Ginge’s latest face fur of fuego and it’s getting thicker and hotter. Any of us with half-working brains and eyes can easily say that Prince Hot Ginge’s beard is currently the hottest beard on earth. (Sorry, Irina Shayk. You’re the second hottest beard on earth.) The half ring of fire on PHG’s face makes him look like a hot piece version of Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Just imagine him screaming, “LAND HOOOO,” as he humps on you.

Today, PHG worked harder than any other royal ever, because he walked, talked and waved at the same time. PHG is currently walking a thousand miles with a six-member team for one of his favorite charities, Walking with the Wounded. My heart (and other parts) will always belong to PHG, but one of his teammates, the silver fox daddy, is also doing things to me. Having a threesome with them would be like getting spit-roasted by fire and ice. And when your mouth starts to burn and needs cooling and your down low parts start to freeze and need warming, they can switch!


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