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September 30, 2015 / Posted by:

Zeek, the monkey who screwed with police and brought the foolery to a neighborhood in Sanford, FL!

Just look at that monkey drinking his water like he don’t give one fuck. Zeek, the pet monkey, started the party early the other day when he broke out of his human’s house and committed an illegal act by going through a neighbor’s mailbox. The Sanford Police Department wrote on Facebook (via USA Today) that they got a call at around 8 in the morning about a hungry monkey eating mail out of a mailbox. Does Zeek have Twitter yet? I really want to ask him to “come to Brazil California,” because I always have a mailbox full of shit I don’t want to see (catalogs, stupid ass circulars and bills) and need a mail-eating monkey to eat that crap for me.

The police say that when they showed up, Zeek showed massive amounts of respect for the law by pulling off molding from a cop car. If either you or I tore up a cop car, we’d probably get tased or shot, but Zeek got a water bottle. Zeek’s got the police wrapped around his monkey finger. When Zeek took a sip of that water, he threw the bottle down onto the ground like, “Bitch, this ain’t even got alcohol in it! Take your asses to the liquor store now!” No, he didn’t do that, but you know the police would’ve gladly picked up a bottle of wine for him if he did. Zeek stayed on the curb with his water bottle until his owner picked him up.

I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Zeek. Zeek is going to turn it up now that he knows the police aren’t going to do shit to him (I see him in those pictures telling those cops to kiss monkey ass). The Planet of the Apes is real and it’s happening.

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