Open Post: Hosted By The Rolling Katy Kat

September 29, 2015 / Posted by:

I would think that just being at a Katy Perry show would make you feel like you’re all the way high on some strong shit, because her and her dancers are always done up like characters from your weirdest acid trip. So I can only imagine what it’s like to be on molly too. One of Katy Perry’s Brazilian fans found out what that’s like during her show at Rock in Rio.

While looking like a rejected She-Ra character, Katy Perry brought up one of her fans, because that’s what everyone does nowadays. Well, not everyone. You have to have at least 10 IMDB credits and/or a top 100 song on iTunes to grace the stage with the uppity broom known as Taylor Swift. But Katy Perry is a pop star of the people, so she brought up a fan who was obviously rolling in the deep. That fan groped on Katy, hung on her and whispered sweet nothings into her ear. Chick was so high she probably thought Katy Perry was a melted sherbet cone. That fan got on Katy Perry like her name was Joe Biden and props to Katy Perry for not slapping a trick down.

And yesterday, I posted a video of a mom cat, a son cat and a snail friend having a moment together. They were obviously all on molly. This Katy Perry video is just like that pussy snail video except it’s not adorable and has way more chichis in it.

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