Night Crumbs

September 29, 2015 / Posted by:


A Slutoween costume of the black and blue/white and gold dress exists, because I guess someone had to do it. But don’t buy this, hold out for the slutty Left Shark costume – SOW

Leonardo DiCatchAHo takes his latest blonde model piece for a walk out in the open and I would learn her name, but what’s the point since he’ll have a new one next week – Lainey Gossip 

And somewhere up in heaven, Jesus Christ is begging his dad to pull some strings and move his birthdate to December 26th – Celebitchy

Dancing with the Stars dumped Kim Zolciak on air because doctors orders are keeping her from flying to Los Angeles – Reality Tea 

Demi Lovato did her best Katy Perry drag for ComplexDrunken Stepfather

January Jones actually smiled. We should all be scared – The Superficial 

ICYMI: Trevor Noah’s first monologue as the new host of The Daily ShowTowleroad

According to Gigi Hadid, someone thinks Gigi Hadid is a real fat ass – IDLYITW

I wonder if Selena Gomez’s fans followed Justin Bieber’s tips on how to get a selfie? – Hollywood Tuna 

The first trailer for the return of The X-Files is out there. (Yes, I promise to slap myself for typing that) – Egotastic

Natalie Portman looks like a waitress at a really fancy El Torito – Popoholic

Nick Minaj’s childhood will be turned into an ABC Family sitcom – Jezebel

Someone named Gregg Sulkin looks like this without a top on – Popsugar

Paul Walker’s daughter is suing Porsche over the accident that killed her father – HuffPo

Brace yourselves, because this news may knock you into the other room. Brian Austin Green wants Megan Fox to give him a spousal support check every month – Just Jared 

Oh, Japan, leave the bears alone and go back to showing us quality television like a show where a gay dude tries to make a straight dude cum – OMG Blog

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