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September 29, 2015 / Posted by:

The hairspray comb!

In the decade of natural glamour (the 80s, duh), a comb and a spray bottle fell in love, had bareback sex and 9 months later popped out an important beauty tool of the 1980s. Nothing could make an 80s girl’s life come crashing down like her AquaNet-covered teased hair nest of perfection deflating. Every time a girl’s hair deflated in the 80s, an angel killed itself. So an inventor, who should really go down in history as one of the greatest, invented the hairspray comb.

You filled up the hairspray comb with your heaven’s mist (aka hairspray) of choice and took it with you so you’d always be able to save your teased mane from turning into a flat puddle of unglamorousness. I used to see this ingenious tool at the 99 Cent store all the time, but I haven’t seen one in a loooong time. Every hairspray comb left on the planet is probably collecting one hundred layers of dust in the back of their owner’s bathroom cabinet, hoping that glamorous teased hair makes a comeback so they can rise like the plastic Phoenix they are from the ashes (aka dust). I hope that day comes too, hairspray comb. It’s time for a hairspray comback!

Pic: Allure

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