Many of us spent our weekends with an ice pack on top of our heads, because we knocked a knot into our skulls when we fell over after reading the shocking news about how Kaley Cuoco’s marriage of 21 months threw itself into a casket. But well, Kaley isn’t sitting at home crying into a bowl of cake batter while Tinder swiping her way to her next quickie husband. Kaley is back in the saddle and yes, it’s only Monday and I already hate myself for making that pun.
No, that picture above isn’t Kaley kissing on her new rebound Trace Cyrus. That picture is of Kaley kissing on one of her horses who is a sneeze away from giving her a horse snot facial. Kaley spent the weekend mending her broken heart with horse love (and not in an Equus way, I think). Kaley competed in some horse-jumping event in La Cañada Flintridge, CA and she Instagrammed pictures of her horses including a picture of her divorce present to herself: a new horse named Zaza. Kaley was busy on Instagram, because when she wasn’t posting pictures of her horse friends, she was busy doing the social media version of cutting your man’s face out of pictures. Kaley erased Ryan Sweeting’s face from her Instagram page. Kaley also took off her wedding ring, so it seems like she’s happy to be done with Whatshisname. A source also tells People that before they broke up, Kaley and Ryan seemed like they hated each other, which sometimes happens when you a marry trick you’ve known for 5 seconds.
“The few times Kaley and Ryan were out together recently, the tension was noticeable. You could tell the honeymoon phase had ended. It seemed they were trying to work out their marriage by going on dates, but they both seemed miserable.”
Kaley will probably have a new fiancé by the end of the month, but she shouldn’t bother with human dudes when horse friends are much better. Yes, a horse is a freeloader as much as Ryan Sweeting is, but a horse lives somewhere else, won’t argue with you since it can’t speak human words and…and…and I better stop here before I write some gross crap that sounds like it was ripped out of Zoo.