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September 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Mrs. Minassian (as played by Grace Zabriskie) from Ray Donovan!

Ray Donovan’s third season finale aired last night and I really hope I’ll never ever see Katie Holmes’ braces again. Tommy Girl’s ex-prisoner wife played the cutthroat daughter of a billionaire and yet her braces look like they were stolen from a poor child in the 1940s. I’ve never seen braces like that and they made her teeth look like that of a meth head who chews rocks. Katie’s braces were the worst part of last season, but the best part was the bad bitch performance given by Grace Zabriskie (aka Laura Palmer’s mom in Twin Peaks, Bill’s mom in Big Love, Juana in Wild At Heart, etc.. etc… etc…).

Grace played Mrs. Minassian, an Armenian mafia queen who got into business with Jon Voight and proved time and time again that she’s ոչ մեկը (the always 100% accurate Google Translate tells me that’s Armenian for “not the one.”) Most of Mrs. Minassian’s scenes were in her opulent restaurant and she didn’t really say much, but she didn’t have to. When you’re an Armenian mafia queen, words are cheap and all you have to do is wave your hand to get one of your henchmen to destroy your enemies. I won’t spill any SPOILERS!!!!!! about last night’s episode, but I will say that I’m sad that Mrs. Minassian didn’t have a scene with Katie Holmes. Because she totally would’ve made one of her minions rip those weird-ass looking braces out of Katie’s mouth.

Pic: Showtime

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