Jesse James, the answer directly under All About Steve in the category of “Things I wish I hadn’t done” on the Family Feud board of Sandra Bullock’s life, is still talking about Sandra Bullock. Congratulations on your continued relevancy, Jesse James!
Sandy’s dirtbag ex-husband recently appeared on In Depth with Graham Bensinger (via UsWeekly) and talked about that time he killed his five-year marriage to Sandra Bullock by slipping his exhaust pipe to a bunch of side pieces. Yes, that shit happened back in 2010, and yes, he still has feelings about it. Specifically, regarding how Sandy and “Hollywood Law” took his adopted son away from him.
Jesse James’ stroll down memory lane started with a reminder from Jesse that he was brave enough to stand up and admit that he was a chronic snatch chaser.
“The relationship part I was able to put [aside]. I had to stand up in front of the media and take full account for what I did. And I took it all. I took 100 percent of it right on the chin. Nobody does that. Everybody denies it.”
I’m sure there’s a lot of chicks from Jesse James’ random-banging glory days that took it on the chin, so to speak. But the main thing Jesse James wants you to know from the Sandra Bullock part of his life is that he’s super sad that he’s not Louis Bullock’s daddy anymore. Sandy and Jesse started the adoption process four years before the whole mess with Jesse’s girls was made public, but once that happened, Sandy took a Sharpie to Jesse’s name on the adoption papers. And that makes Jesse James sad, you guys.
“The painful part was about Louis, who we adopted. As bad as stuff was between us, we adopted a kid and things got kind of good for a little while and we had that kid to focus on, and, boom, it was over in 24 hours — gone, done.”
“I got divorced and lost a kid I adopted because of it. Whether that’s fair, whether I should have lost a kid due to infidelity, which I don’t think anybody ever does. But I think with ‘Hollywood Law’ that’s totally fair.”
Baby Louis came to live with Sandra and Jesse three months before she filed for divorce in March 2010. Once all that shit went down, she finalized the adoption process as a single parent. Jesse James already had three children from previous relationships before he met Sandy.
So basically what I’m getting from this is that Jesse turns into a teary-eyed Fievel Mousekewitz every time he sees pap shots of Sandra and Louis together, and thanks to “Hollywood Law“, he’s now starring in some kind of real-life Not Without My Adopted Son of Three Months shit. Okay.
But what I really want to know is what is this Hollywood Law nonsense he’s talking about? Is that a real thing? If it is, you know Lindsay Lohan is going to try using it to her advantage the next time she tries to sue someone. “Your honor, according to Hollywood Law, I am totally entitled to whatever amount my lawyer wrote on that lawsuit thingy. Just make the check out to ‘cash’.”