Oh, So That’s What The Secret Ingredient In Taco Bell’s Pintos ‘N Cheese Is

It’s a slow Friday (I blame the Pope and Crying Tangerine) and when it’s a slow Friday, there’s nothing better than a story about fast food foolery. A woman in Sandusky, Ohio waltzed into the Taco Bell there and her eyeballs got the heaves when she watched an employee take his hand to ass town while on the job. The thing about putting your hands down your panties to scratch your ass cheeks in public is that someone will probably take a picture of it since people take a picture of anything nowadays and they will definitely take a picture of it if you’re working the counter at Taco Bell. The woman who took the picture is no joke, because she put it on Facebook, sent it to the local news and made sure everyone knew that you may get a little bit of butthole powder in your Crunchy Taco Supreme at the Taco Bell in Sandusky.

The picture went viral and ended up in the complaint box of the Eerie County Health Department. Butt before the health department did anything, the owner of that Taco Bell fired that ass scratcher and trained the staff to not go digging for dingles while clocked in. Taco Bell also released this statement about this important incident to ABC 12.

“This is completely unacceptable. Our franchisee took immediate action and has terminated the employee and retrained the entire staff. We want customers to know that the person in the photo was never in contact with the food, and that the Health Department inspected the restaurant and approved its operations.”

Yes, this is gross, but what Taco Bell puts between a taco shell is grosser (and yes, I still eat it.) And I’m sure their meat has so many chemicals in it that it can kill all the germs in that dude’s ass dust.