Kim Kartrashian Loves That Kylie Jenner Is Going To Dethrone Her As Fame Whore Supreme

September 25, 2015 / Posted by:

In the never-ending real-life episode of American Whorror Story: Koven, Kim Kartrashian’s fame whore powers are weakening as Kylie Jenner’s fame whore powers grow stronger, and she’s okay with that. So she says. Kim, Kylie, Khlozilla and Kendall Jenner all have apps for sale. I’m not really sure what’s in the apps, because it’s against my religious beliefs to pay $2.99 for a Kartrashian app. Kylie’s app is selling the most and so she may be well on her way to overtaking Kim’s spot as Pimp Mama Kris’ main ho.

UsWeekly says that in a segment on Kylie’s website called “You’re In Bed With Kim + Kylie” (too easy), the hollow vessels of plastic had a “conversation” (for lack of a better word) about how PMK’s youngest is close to snatching the fame whore krown off of Kim’s Botoxed mannequin head. Kim asked Kylie, “How do you feel now that you have dethroned me?” When Kylie didn’t say anything (and probably because she had just filled her Fix-A-Flat lips and couldn’t open them to speak), Kim dribbled this out:

“I love it, like, I love it. I need some time off. I mean honey, let’s be real, you’ve got to put in a few more years before you actually dethrone me. But I give my baton to you. Who better to pass on knowledge to my baby sister, rather than a random non-family member.”

Yes, Kim really needs time off, because doing absolutely nothing is exhausting. Kummy Kakes went on…

“You guys, this is amazing. I give Kylie all my tricks, I give her all my tips. I give her everything, and more. She is so, like, deserving. If I would want anyone to follow in my footsteps, anyone to borrow my clothes, anyone to like share my glam team it is Kylie, King Kylie.”

“I give her all my tips.” Why am I picturing Kim on all fours on a tarp, showing Kylie how to take a golden shower in a sex tape as Pimp Mama Kris pours lemonade on her ass? And I bet late at night in Buckingham Palace when THE QUEEN and Prince Charles are having a kiki in her bedroom, they have conversations that go exactly like that.

And here’s a SANS FARDS-ish Kylie actually looking 18 while doing stuff with PedoTurtle the other day.

Pic: Instagram, Splash, FameFlynet

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