Johnny Depp Is Giving You Some Catillac Cat Hotness

September 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s a flea-ridden creature with mange, and the other one is a cartoon cat from the 80s. But really, on the left is Johnny Depp outside of his hotel in Rio yesterday, and on the right is Riff-Raff, the debonair-as-shit leader of The Catillac Cats from Heathcliff. If you’re looking at those pictures while thinking to yourself, “Depp worked the raggedy alley cat pimp look better,” you are a traitor to the 80s and I will never speak to you again.

While looking like a rejected extra from Macklemore’s MTV VMAs performance, Johnny Depp arrived in Brazil yesterday with Amber Heard (not pictured). Johnny is in Rio, because he’s going to perform at Rock in Rio with his supergroup The Hollywood Vampires, which is made up of Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan and others. Johnny looked a mess and I know he usually looks a mess, but he really looked a mess. Johnny looks like a broke off, dozed off hobo¬†from the 70s who just peeled himself off of the ground after sleeping under a park bench all night. If you’re ever seventy kinds of hungover and you don’t feel like talking much and someone asks you how you’re feeling, just pull up these pictures of Johnny Depp on your phone and say, “This is how I feel on the inside.” They’ll slowly back away and leave you the hell alone for the rest of the day.

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