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September 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Eugene Bostick, the conductor of the Awwwww Express! Awwww aboard!

80-year-old Eugene Bostick and his brother Corky became accidental saints decades ago when evil human demons with hearts made of pure ice began dumping dogs at the end of the street they live on in Fort Worth, Texas. Eugene tells The Dodo that he and his brother’s property is at the end of a street, so many pieces of trash leave their dogs there to starve to death. Saint Eugene and Saint Corky take the dogs in, feed them and get them spayed and neutered at the vet. Their home has become a farm filled with doggy happiness.

Eugene and Corky’s dog family has enough room to run around, but they can’t really go on walks together since there’s about a million of them. Eugene has a heart of gold and nerves made of whatever John Travolta’s wigs are made of (those things are indestructible), but even he doesn’t want to deal with walking that many dogs down the street. But one day, he saw a guy in a tractor pulling a ton of rocks in several carts behind him. The idea for his doggy train was born!

“I thought, ‘Dang, that would do for a dog train.’ I’m a pretty good welder, so I took these plastic barrels with holes cut in them, and put wheels under them and tied them together.”

Conductor Eugene takes his dog family out once or twice a week and says that they love it and can’t wait to jump onboard. Here’s a video of Eugene and his doggy train in action. It’s best watched while listening to “C’Mon ‘N Ride It (The Train).” It’s the choo-choooo traaaaain.

Conductor Eugene says that he’s 80 and getting older, but he’s going to keep it going as long as he can. Shut up, Eugene! You’re going to live forever and the Awww Express will choo-choo along for the rest of eternity…or until an evil pussy ruins the fun and finds a way to derail it.

Pic: Facebook (Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)

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