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September 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Big Cynthia!

During Pope Fran Fran’s speech at Casa Blanca this morning, he talked about marriage a little and said this (I transcribed it word for word), “And to quote the title of a song from my favorite American musical artist Big Cynthia, ‘Eating ain’t cheating.‘”

I don’t where Big Cynthia has been all my life, but I barely found out about her musical brilliance a few days ago while trolling the Internet for whatever (dick pics, probably, I was probably trolling for dick pics). Big Cynthia has released several albums over the years, her song “That Nookie Thing” is on the Empire soundtrack and she had a big girl anthem long before Meghan Trainor’s ass. But it’s her classic and poetic ode to pussy eating and married men that won me over. Big Cynthia has a message to all the women out there who are hating on her for getting with their husbands.

That song is straight from the Side Piece Bible. There are so many pieces of pure gold in there, but,“I sent that man home looking like a glazed donut around the mouth,” did me in and I’m done now. All hail Big Cynthia!

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