Night Crumbs

September 23, 2015 / Posted by:

During a GQ Magazine interview that was probably co-sponsored by Summer’s Eve, Michael B. Jordan said “bro” at least 5,689 times, called himself “emotionally unavailable” and said that “females” are pretty much throwing themselves at him. What a douche. What a cocky dick. I’d so do him. – Lainey Gossip 

The trailer for Brad Pitt’s movie The Big Short is out and I see that their total wig budget was about $12.50 – Celebitchy

In other words: It takes at least half-a-dozen new cast members to replace one NeNe Leakes on Real Housewives of AtlantaReality Tea

Emilia Clarke strikes poses in front of my screensaver for GQ UKDrunken Stepfather

I knew Rob Kartrashian still had a little bit of fame whore in him – The Superficial 

Justin Bieber looks a little different without 4 rolls of tube socks stuffed in his Calvins – Towleroad

Kylie Jenner should’ve Photoshopped her ass more since it’s not nearly Photoshopped enough – WWTDD

JLo’s first husband is still trying to peddle that tape from their honeymoon – IDLYITW

Somebody please tell Kim Kartrashian that if she moves to Albania she can become a serious news anchor – Hollywood Tuna 

Costco turns into the damn Hunger Games when they offer free samples of Nutella – Jezebel

The story of  Bowe Bergdahl will most likely be the subject of Serial’s second season – The Berry 

I’m not even going to try to wrap my brain around what Anne Hathaway’s wearing, because it’ll probably get tangled up  – Popoholic

Donald Trump and Fox News broke up, for now – Pajiba

Just because: ASkars in a t-shirt – Just Jared

Usher got secret married – Popsugar

On Scream Queens last night, Nick Jonas proved in a workout scene that he’s destined for a Sean Cody video – Boy Culture

Nicole Kidman still talks to Connor and Bella Cruise…through texts – ICYDK

Today in “Why Wasn’t This Nominated For A Million Oscars?” – SOW

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