Open Post: Hosted By The Scalding Hot Chemistry Between Mimi And Her Billionaire Piece

September 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Mimi and Australian billionaire Shrek (aka James Packer) made their “red carpet debut” as a couple at the NYC premiere of The Intern last night, and I’m sure you had to run away from the screen and immediately dunk your head in a bowl full of ice, because your skin nearly burnt off from the flaming heat rays wafting off of these two. Really, though, they have the sexual chemistry of a brother and a sister whose parents forced them to go to prom together. If Ross Mathews and Kim Davis were forced to pretend to be a couple for some reason, they’d probably exude more heat than these two.

From the pictures I saw, she barely looked at him, he stood to the side a lot and they were just all sorts of awkward and stiff. You know, now that I put it that way…. Maybe the lamb queen and grown-up Crabbie are perfect for each other. I mean, he has enough money to pay scientists to create an actual unicorn AND he knows to keep his ass to the side and let the human pink diamond get all of the shine. Dude knows his place. Yup, they’re going to last forever.

Pics:, Splash

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