So, Cookie and Lucious presented the award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or Movie last night, and for those of you wondering if Terrence Howard is actually as bonkers as that recent Rolling Stone article made him out to be, the answer is: yes, very. Watching Terrence and Taraji P. Henson presenting that award together was like watching your sister’s new boyfriend try to explain how pumpkin pie was created back in the 1950s as a mind control device at Thanksgiving dinner, and no one is brave enough to go “Chill out, just eat the pie” because you’re all afraid it will trigger a 10 minute long diatribe about government surveillance.
Well, Terrence didn’t get that crazy, but he did make shit weird. The weirdness started when he walked down the red carpet with his ex-wife Mira Pak. Then it continued on stage, when Terrence corrected Taraji when she fucked up the pronunciation of “musician” and rambled on about how Taraji has the ability to “steal the scenes or the words right out of your mind, sometimes out of your mouth too.” Then he made everyone nervously shift in their seat by stopping the show to press his nonsense hole against Taraji’s face.
Oooooh, THAT FACE! Here, let’s get a closer look.
It’s times like these that I wish people’s thoughts were mic’d, because I’d do anything to know what Taraji’s brain was thinking at that moment. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s totally wondering how many bones she’d break if she lept off stage and away from the 8 layers of awkward between her and Terrence Howard’s crazy ass.
But because I don’t want to leave you with the mental image of Terrence Howard working his smooth baby wipes game on his co-star, here’s Taraji serving up face for days on the red carpet last night.