September 21, 2015 / Posted by:
Allison
Andy Samberg’s tiny-voiced wife Joanna Newsom is sort of known for having a “fuck it, I wear what I want” attitude when it comes to red carpet clothes. Which is great, because, fuck it – wear what you want. And last night was no exception. Obviously the WTF Award went to Heidi Klum and whatever the hell she was wearing, but Joanna came pretty close.
Joanna’s look is sort of a mix between “accident at the Mattel factory involving a Pink n’ Pretty dining room set” and “fancy new money jellyfish“, and I don’t hate it. She looks like what I imagine Miss Piggy’s powder room looks like; just tons of random fabric and shit covered in gems. Also, if you squint a little, her dress sort of looks like a penis with a wart on the tip. Just me? Okay.
Other than Joanna, not many other famous types brought the messy eleganza. Probably because they knew it was going to be so hot, and they just couldn’t be bothered. That, or they knew no matter how foolish they tried to look, they’d be no match for Alan Cumming and his dress CROCS.
Regardless, here’s a bunch of other dresses from last night. And pants! A bunch of ladies wore pants. I don’t really blame them; it’s a lot easier to run back and forth to the bar during commercials if you don’t have to pull 30 lbs of fabric along with you.
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Joanna Newsom
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Joanna Newsom
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Joanna Newsom
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Joanna Newsom
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Jessica Lange
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Jessica Lange
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Amy Poehler
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Amy Poehler
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Gwendoline Christie
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Gwendoline Christie
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Regina King
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Regina King
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Morena Baccarin
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Morena Baccarin
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Claire Danes
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Claire Danes
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Maisie Williams
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Maisie Williams
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Sofia Vergara
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Sofia Vergara
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Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga
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Kerry Washington
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Kerry Washington
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Anna Chlumsky
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Anna Chlumsky
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Aubrey Plaza
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Aubrey Plaza
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Jaimie Alexander
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Jaimie Alexander
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Teyonah Parris
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Teyonah Parris
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Tracee Ellis-Ross
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Tracee Ellis-Ross
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
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Taylor Schilling
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Taylor Schilling
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Carrie Brownstein
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Carrie Brownstein
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Emma Roberts
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Emma Roberts
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Julie Bowen
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Julie Bowen
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Edie Falco
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Edie Falco
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Gina Rodriguez
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Gina Rodriguez
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Uzo Aduba
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Uzo Aduba
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Tatiana Maslany
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Tatiana Maslany
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Zoe Kazan
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Zoe Kazan
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Kiernan Shipka
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Kiernan Shipka
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Amy Schumer
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Amy Schumer
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Kate McKinnon
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Kate McKinnon
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Jessica Pare
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Jessica Pare
Pics: Splash/INF, Wenn.com
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