Madge Dry Humped The Silver Fox’s Ass During Her Show

September 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Now that we’ve gotten all the Emmy stuff out of the way, we can get into the REAL IMPORTANT news like this 2-day old clip from Madonna’s Illuminati Circus tour of her spanking and pussy popping on Anderson Cooper’s body. Yes, I’m sure there’s someone in the world who will find a way to fap to that.

The Silver Fox doesn’t do it for me as much as he used to, because I am a cheap, fickle, disloyal whore who has moved his affections to alleged anchor monster and smug dreamboat David Muir. But this clip of him sober bro dancing still took me higher. I thought that the gayest moment of the weekend was me dancing in my chonies to a Carly Rae Jepsen song while eating a Strawberry Shortcake bar. (I know, that’s more like the “saddest moment” of the weekend.) But the gayest moment of this weekend, month and possibly year happened during Madge’s show at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn on Saturday night.

There’s a part in Madge’s show where she brings up an “unapologetic bitch” from the audience and dances around with them. Madge brought up The Silver Fox and after he awkwardly danced like a shy nerd at the prom, they did a little dosey doe before she bet him over and spanked him and dry butt fucked him while dressed up like Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot. Anderson got a banana out of it and Madge told him that the banana will “fill him up” and she’s sure he’ll find something to do with it. Did I need the image of Anderson Cooper making a banana split on his silver fox nalgas? Probably not, but now it’s there thanks to Madge.

And that is definitely what Madge’s sacrificial ritual ceremonies look like.

Pics: Splash (And thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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