Last night was the first night of the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and it was truly bursting at the seams with A-list talent. Case in point, Jiff the Pomeranian. According to the internet, Jiff is a very famous dog because…I dunno, he looks cute, I guess. It appears he’s also the Kylie to Boo the Pom’s Kim, aka he’s younger and more popular. Cristal Connors was right: there is always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
Jiff totally could have rolled up to the iHeartRadio Festival’s opening night party half in the bag on Beggin’ Strips and scooched his ass up the red carpet like he don’t give a fuck, because it’s only the iHeartRadio Festival, and who cares? But Jiff is a true star. He was serving up FACE and PAWS like the rent on his owner’s apartment was due. Even when he realized he was dressed like the weekend manager at Hollister who dreams of the day his agent calls and says “Congratulations, Chad – you booked the AXE body spray commercial“, he still kept working the cute. That’s commitment.
Here’s more of Jiff at the iHeartRadio party last night, as well as some lesser-known celebrities, like Demi Lovato, Courtney Love, and Taylor Lautner, who no doubt greeted Jiff with a “Sick shirt, bro!”