Night Crumbs

Dame St. Angie Jolie wore this to meet the Prime Minster of Cambodia and Kaiser at Celebitchy thinks it may have been just a little too casual to meet a world leader. I don’t think the Prime Minister even noticed what she was wearing, because the golden rays shooting off of her halo blinded him – Celebitchy
Justin Bieber and I have something in common: We both don’t know who Shawn Mendes is. And I’ve felt gross before, but knowing that you have something in common with Justin Bieber is a new kind of gross – Lainey Gossip
Naomi Campbell’s nipples were free on Instagram, for a second or two – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
In other words, Pimp Mama Kris wants everyone to think her stable of moneymakers are bringing in $32 million in app money this year – Reality Tea
Backdoor Farrah taught sex ed on Celebrity Big Brother and please don’t tell me that she butt boned that banana – The Superficial
A gay reporter from ABC News not named David Muir got engaged to his man – Towleroad
Even Kate Mara hasn’t seen Fantastic Flop – IDLYITW
What in the HELL kind of GD outfit is Bella Thorne wearing? – Popoholic
Okay, so Bella Thorne’s stylist is fucking with her, right? – Hollywood Tuna
Panty Creamer of the Day: Thor’s nipples – OMG Blog
This is the most adorable found footage horror movie I’ve ever seen – The Berry
Things that don’t make sense: Megan Fox is temporarily replacing Zooey Deschanel on New Girl – Pajiba
Nice try, Ice Cube, but your A Christmas Carol remake will have nothing on Ebbie starring Susan Lucci – SOW
Ceiling Eyes and Kristin Cavawhatever reunited – Popsugar
Will Smith’s birthday note to Jada Pinkett-Smith may warm your heart, but since we’re all bitches around here, it’ll probably make you heave and roll your eyes at the same time instead – Just Jared
Jessica Simpson wasn’t drunk on HSN last night. She just naturally slurs her words – ICYDK
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