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September 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Tillie, the bestest best friend who stayed with her trapped best friend Phoebe for a week until they were saved. Warning: This may make you feel warm things in your cold heart area.

Here’s another story for the “Dogs Are Better Than EVERYONE” file. USA Today says that Tillie and Phoebe were lost in the woods of Washington state for almost a week and so Vashon Island Pet Protectors, an animal rescue organization, was brought in to help with the search. VIPP writes on Facebook that they got a tip from a resident who said that a “reddish” dog kept coming up to them when they were out in their yard. The dog would then immediately run back into the ravine. That move is Lassie for, “Come with me, bitch!” This happened for a few days before the resident called VIPP.

VIPP went into the ravine and called out Tillie’s name. Tillie answered back with a single, “Woof!” If you translated that “woof” from dog talk to human English, you would definitely get, “Phoebe’s trapped in the well!” The volunteers followed the woof and found Tillie lying beside an old cistern with her head on the wall. Phoebe was stuck inside of the cistern and she was over it but still alive. I can tell she’s over it, because in that picture, she’s clearly saying, “Put down that motherfucking camera, stop playing and get me out of here. I’m hungry. And you better not put this shit on Instagram either.”

Both Tillie and Phoebe were healthy, but were hungry. They were taken back home and their humans celebrated their return with a hamburger dinner.

So if you’ve got a best friend, ask them, if you were stuck in an old cistern, would they stay beside your side and only leave to get help? Take away half of their broken heart BFF pendant if they say anything other than, “Yes!” I would ask my dog, but I already know the answer. He’d stay by my side, but only so he could push dirt and other stuff into the cistern until I was buried alive. I mean, he is part cat.

And if you’re starting your day with this heartwarming story, you should just shut down your computer and stay away from the internet until tomorrow. Because it’s all downhill (and into an old cistern) from here.

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