Night Crumbs

I’m just going to tell myself that Cary Fukanaga and Idris Elba are scrolling through Tinder tricks and Idris is not the kind who sticks his tongue out in selfies. I refuse to believe – Lainey Gossip

The fact that Kim Zolciak is a shit dancer hasn’t penetrated through her wig and into her brain yet – Reality Tea

Lupita Nyong’o is on the cover of Vogue looking perfect. And she manages to look perfect even in that dress that was made with the wrapping paper my sister covered my gift with one Christmas – Celebitchy

Here’s Canadian-American blossom Pamela Anderson looking like she just finished a gang bang with a bunch of unicorns in an alley – Drunken Stepfather

I see that fatherhood has truly changed the Difficult Brown – The Superficial 

Monica Bellucci is a Bond Woman, thankyouverymuch – IDLYITW

These rainbow Doritos look like Teletubby shit, but I still would (no scat queen) – Towleroad

If Vanessa Hudgens was going for “dancer in an Amish mariachi band,” she nailed it – Popoholic

I was going to make a Trump joke, but this rabbit doesn’t deserve that – SOW

Emily Blunt apologized for something she shouldn’t have apologized for – Pajiba

Selena Gomez is on Elle, looking hungover – Hollywood Tuna 

In “Finally, someone with sense!” news, RiRi doesn’t want to be in Taylor Swift’s Girl Squad – Popsugar

Nurses are NOT THE ONE and The View knows that now – Jezebel

Mindy Kaling and Tina Fey play one of the worst games of  “Who Would You Rather?” in history – Just Jared

This is what Gunther from Friends looks like now – The Berry 

Alessandra Ambrosia Salad serves up some cut-out elegance – Moe Jackson

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