Hot Slut Of The Day!
Talia, the Jeopardy! contestant and game show hero who got Alex Trebek to say “Turd Ferguson” last night.
If you have at least an associates degree in Saturday Night Live and a junior college certificate in Norm Macdonald, then you know that “Turd Ferguson” isn’t just the nickname THE QUEEN calls Duchess Fergie behind her back. In one of the old Celebrity Jeopardy! skits from SNL, Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds writes his name as “Turd Ferguson,” because he thinks that shit is funny. Well, Turd came back into our hearts last night when Talia decided to troll Alex Trebek by writing it as one of her answers.
When the final Jeopardy! question, which was “This Song From A 1999 Animated Film About Censorship Had A Word Censored From Its Oscar Performance,” came up, Talia’s brain went blank, so she figured that she may as well get some time in the Internet spotlight while fucking with Alex Trebek at the same time. So Kathy Najimy’s long-lost sister wrote, “What is the love ballad of turd ferguson.” Personally, I’m more of a traditionalist, so I would’ve written, “What is the Scott lullaby SUCK IT, TREBEK,” but bitch still got all the points for that move.
And as soon as Alex said “turd ferguson,” the ends of Burt Reynolds’ moustache probably tingled a little.
via USA Today (For J.H.)