Brad Pitt Dropped Almost $400k On A Nazi Motorbike From World War II

September 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Oh, the rich…. While us regulars have to save up to buy a real rare collector’s item, like a still-in-the-packaging Catra action figure, the rich just have to shake out the loose gold coins in their ass cheeks to buy a rare motorbike thing from Nazi times.

The Mirror (via the NYDN) says that Brad Pitt spent his bi-monthly weed budget ($385,000) on a hard-to-find German bike from 1942. Apparently, after filming Fury, Brad Pitt got into collecting expensive war shit. The guy who sold Brad the latest piece in his collection of war stuff tells the Mirror that the bike is extremely rare and it was used by the Nazis in reconnaissance missions in Greece. Brad is SAVING THE GREEK ECONOMY because he bought it in Greece. The bike seller went on to say this about the vehicle that’s perfect when carpooling with Jesse James:

“There are only around 500 of these bikes worldwide so they are collectors pieces like paintings and go up in value all the time. It’s a way for wealthy people to invest their money and also enjoy their hobby. Even the parts are expensive if they are original. I had to replace a small piece of metal on this bike and it cost me £1500.”

Just because Brad bought a Nazi bike, doesn’t mean St. Angie Jolie has taken pictures of him sitting in the bike doing the Nazi salute while dressed up as Hitler before going to play World War II times with Maddox and Pax in the backyard. First of all, Brad probably doesn’t dress up as Hitler to play war times and second of all, Maddox and Pax are probably too old to want to play war times with their dad. Brad has to play by himself.

And since Brad is into collecting rare artifacts from wars, I may have something of interest to him. In a cardboard box, somewhere in my mom’s garage, is an extremely, extremely rare and million-of-a-kind yellow and green plastic gun that was used in the Battle of the Grade School Playground in 1989. I’ll give it to Brad for HALF of his bi-monthly weed budget. That is a steal.

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