Night Crumbs
The Black Mass premieres continued last night and Amber Heard looked like she needed a DRANK and that’s either because she’s stunned over a pack of wild rats attacking her hair or she can’t with her husband being dressed like a rockabilly high schooler going to prom – Lainey Gossip
Two “celebrities” are going to be on The Biggest Loser next season and I’m going with Kim Davis’ husband and someone who was an extra on an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey once – Reality Tea
Kim Cattrall hates being called “childless.” I know I’m not a woman, but being called “childless” is a compliment to me, because that means I’m freeeeeee of chirrun bothering me all the time – Celebitchy
Kylie Jenner is the supreme fame whore now – The Superficial
Bella Thorne posed with some hot pieces in Flaunt Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Some may see this picture and see Jamie Lee Curtis recreating her mom’s Psycho pose, but I see Jamie Lee Curtis reacting to her Activia kicking in when she’s in the shower – OMG Blog
Something tells me that Elton John is going to be on a future episode of Crank Yankers – Towleroad
Some chick on Star Trek: Voyager flashed her tits at children, threatened to shoot up the cops and tried to kill a cop with her Chevy. While reading that I thought to myself, “Yeah, she’s crazy, but at least she didn’t play the ‘Do you know who I am?!’ card…” So she hasn’t totally lost it – IDLYITW
Krysten Ritter is in a bikini and every time I write about Krysten Ritter I have to remind myself that she’s not John Ritter’s daughter – Popoholic
Raccoons are getting fancy now. They’re knocking on doors for food instead of knocking over trash cans for food – Hollywood Tuna
The sheer dress over granny panties look hasn’t died yet. Case in point: Rita Ora – The Nip Slip
Why Lying About Being In The World Trade Center On 9/11 Is Never A Good Idea: Brought to you by one of the dudes from The League – Jezebel
Scott Isadick is still a mess – ICYDK
If this pepaw did a cover of “Whip/Nae Nae” called “Whipped Mayonnaise,” I’d buy it, download it and listen to it on a loop – The Berry
Oh, Matt Damon, thank you so much for starting the conversation about the diversity problem in Hollywood, because that has never been a discussion before – HuffPo
Random = Christie Brinkley + John Mellencamp – Popsugar
Robert De Niro does Jimmy Fallon – SOW
Richard Madden called Cara Delawhatever “unprofessional.” Cara Delawhatever called Richard Madden “desperate.” Richard Madden apologized and said he was “misquoted.” And there you have the blandest feud in a while – Just Jared
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