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September 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Tigger, the kleptokitty of Gladstone, Oregon!

Just like Oscar and Frankie, Tigger is Lindsay Lohan-ing a neighborhood in Gladstone.

4-year-old Tigger developed a thirst for thieving when he was just 1 years old and he’s been pussy snatching all sorts of stuff from the neighborhood ever since. Tigger’s human, Dave Kampas, tell the NYDN that 3 years ago, he noticed a bunch of trash on his porch and driveway. Dave has a few pussies and he couldn’t figure out which one of them is a regular Winona Ryder so he bought a trail cam and caught Tigger in the act.

Tigger has stolen all sorts of crap and trash including Batman action figures, panties, clothes and half-eaten food. Dave donates most of Tigger’s booty to the Goodwill, because what’s he going to do with that trash? But well, one time, Tigger finally brought home a useful precious gem. Tigger stole a weed bud. Dave acts like he wasn’t happy about that and if he isn’t, I’ll gladly adopt Tigger, because I could use a weed bandit pussy in my life.

“It was just a little bud, but it was definitely weed. I’m sure he got that from over here by the high school. I told him, ‘you can’t be bringing this stuff home!”

The best part of this story is that Dave is a police sergeant. Tigger breaks the law almost every single day and does it right in front of his police sergeant human’s face. Bold pussy doesn’t give one fuck. Tigger likes to do bad things and knows that Sgt. Dave isn’t going to do anything about it. Tigger is living that hood rat cat stuff life to the fullest.

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