BREAKING: Donald Trump Has Won The Coveted Tom Brady Endorsement

September 16, 2015 / Posted by:

We can cancel the rest of the debates and all the candidates can go ahead and have a seat in the losers section, because Gisele Bundchen’s man child husband Tom Brady has spoken and he wants his friend Donald Trump as the next American president. Tom and Trump have been friends for a while, which is a little surprising. Isn’t Trump afraid that Tom is going to deflate the hot air out of his head? But anyway, Tom has been keeping one of Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats in his locker and today, a reporter brought it up and asked if he thinks his friend has what it takes to be president. Tom said he thinks so and it’d be great, because then they can play golf on the White House lawn and and and…. he was going to say more stuff but then that shiny, pretty tape recorder distracted him.

Reporter: He’s a guy who likes winning like you. Do you think he’s got what it takes?

Tom Brady:  I hope so. That would be great. There’d be a putting green on the White House lawn, I’m sure of that.

Um, Tom does know that Gisele is here legally and even if Trump becomes president, he can’t get her deported, right? But seriously, why are reporters asking Tom Brady’s opinion on anything? Tom Brady is an ambassador from hell who once endorsed UGGs. One of the main rules in life is: Never ever trust a dude in UGGs

via UsWeekly 

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