Fun fact you really wanted to know: “Top ginge” is also the keyword I use most when searching the casual encounters section of Craigslist.
Prince Hot Ginge is truly a giver (wink wink), because today is his born day and instead of taking gifts, he has given us the gift of his thigh-burning ginger beard. PHG spent his birthday morning making the sun feel inadequate by showing off his, bright, shiny burning fire beard at the Goodwood Aerodrome in Chichester, West Sussex.
Some of you hateful, hurtful whores have e-mailed me before to point out that like Prince William, PHG’s glorious natural ginger locks are falling off of his head. Yes, the top of PHG’s head is looking a little like the top of a baby eagle’s head, but who cares? He’s still got a head covered with a stunning ginger forest and now he’s got a flame beard that makes him look like a lumbersexual royale.
And here’s more pictures of Top Ginge on this special day. All together now: “Tuuuuurning and returning to some secret place to fiiiind, watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say, my looove.”