Night Crumbs
Justin Timberlake did another sketch with his main boo Jimmy Fallon for The Tonight Show and the only thing I really have to say is that it looks he finally tamed and conquered the flat iron. JT is exuding the confidence of a flat iron master who isn’t even worried at all about humidity screwing with his beauty. Work those straight locks, bitch – Lainey Gossip
Mel Gibson may have put child #9 into his 26-year-old piece. The cool Pope responded by saying that yeah, the church is technically against vasectomies, but I’m sure God won’t mind at all if Mel stops spawning by getting a little snip – Celebitchy
The next time Kenya Moore hires another boyfriend, she should do a quick background check first – Reality Tea
Excuse me while I slap myself for thinking this was a picture of Katey Sagal as Peg Bundy – Drunken Stepfather
One of Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards (yes, she has those) shoved Jessica Alba at some fashion show. Are we sure it was one of Kylie’s bodyguards? Are we sure she just didn’t turn to the side and her Tupperware party ass knocked Jessica Alba over? – The Superficial
Facebook is adding a dislike button, which will please us hating hos who like to hate on everything – OMG Blog
This goes out to all the old bitches who have nearly lost it when an uneducated young gay asks, “Who’s John Waters?” – Towleroad
I see that the publicists for The Voice are doing their jobs – IDLYITW
Gretchen Rossi and Slade Slimey are still getting invited to things – Hollywood Tuna
I don’t know what Howard Johnson hostesses wore in the 1960s, but I’m guessing their uniform looked a lot like what Emmy Rossum is wearing – Popoholic
Nip at Wang: Nicki Minaj’s nipple plate peeked out at the Alexander Wang show – The Nip Slip
Amber Rose has the right idea – Jezebel
The trailer for Disney’s live-action Jungle Book movie isn’t awful – HuffPo
If you’re a dude, don’t put your arm around Dame Helen Mirren, because you don’t own her, or something…- ICYDK
BREAKING: Leonardo DiCatchAHo finally got the gardener to prune his overgrown coochie bush beard – Popsugar
Janis Joplin’s car can be yours for the low price of…why bother, none of us can afford that shit anyway – The Berry
Elizabeth Banks is probably going to direct a reboot of the reboot of Charlie’s Angels – /Film