And now here’s something from the department of: MOTHERFUCK WHY, HILLARY, WHY!!!!?!!!!!
Last month, Hillary Clinton took a selfie and talked with the President of the United States of Yeezus, Kanye West, and his plastic creation Kim Kartrashian at a fundraiser , because I guess she figured that the golden showers lovers demographic is still a demographic she can get votes from. That selfie scared me more than a closed sign on an In-N-Out, but Hillary’s gotta hustle and believe it or not, the Kartrashians kult is full of brainwashed followers who will do whatever they say (proof: the fact that they still exist). But Hillary went too, too far last night…
About 2 minutes into the clip below, AC Slater asks Hillary if she thinks Kim is a good role model to women. The correct response would have been for Hillary to channel her inner Robert Downey Jr. by ripping off her mic before exiting stage right. Hillary didn’t do that, but she also didn’t really answer the question. She played a safe game of “Say Something Nice” by saying that we’re all inspirational and she also gave Kim a gold star for getting out of bed.
“You know, I just met her for the first time. She came to one of my fundraisers in Los Angeles, and I really enjoyed meeting her; I really found her to be warm and very personable. She had a nice way of introducing her husband, as if I didn’t know who he was, right, and I enjoy seeing her with her daughter. So I think all of us in our own ways can be inspirational or aspirational for people… and I certainly think many people see her as someone who gets up every day and tries to figure out how to make that day successful.”
You know, Hillary is right, because Pimp Mama Kris’ dark-sided ways inspire Lucifer every single day. But still, Hillary should’ve just quoted Mimi by saying, “I don’t know her,” or she should’ve said, “Err, can we talk about something more important like my scrunchie collection?”
And here’s Kanye West and his dress-up doll giving you “dominatrix’s overstuffed Thanksgiving turkey” while leaving a restaurant in NYC last night.