And Now For A Media Tip From Amber Heard

September 15, 2015 / Posted by:

After I shat up my last post about BerJohnny, a few of you threw me a link to something very important I missed: a video of Amber Heard giving her mother a quick tip to use when dealing with the media. Amber brought her mom to last night’s TIFF premiere of her husband’s movie Black Mass. While waiting for her daughter to finish giving FACE! FACE! FACE! to the photographers, Amber’s mom told a camera dude from KIIS 92.5 who she is. Amber’s mom and the camera dude didn’t get to talk for very long, because Amber swooped in and told her mom the same thing my friend told me when I was 18 and he took me to a gay porn theater: NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!

I’m not sure why Amber told her mom not to meet eyes with the camera dudes at movie premieres? Maybe Amber never makes eye contact with them, because she’s afraid that they’ll try to eat her soul and then they’ll figure out that she doesn’t have one! Whatever the case may be, Amber shouldn’t snap at her mom in public, because then her mom is totally not going to visit her when she’s sent to an Australian prison for Yorkie-smuggling.

Pic: Splash

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