A few years ago, MySpace pin-up Tom Hardy said in a magazine interview that he played around with peen when he was in his 20s, but he’s strictly clitly now. Tom later pulled a “no homo” when he said his words were twisted around in that interview and he wants us all to know that a dick has never parted his ass lips and his peen has never been in another man. So in other words, Tom Hardy’s juicy peen-sucking lips have probably been around a peen. Well, during a press conference at the Toronto International Film Festival for his new movie Legend, a reporter for the LGBT site Daily Xtra brought up his sexuality and he wasn’t having it.
In the movie Legend, Tom plays real-life gangster twins, one of which was openly bi-sexual, and so the reporter from Daily Xtra used that little fact to bring up the stuff he said in the past about dick play. Tom and the reporter’s back-and-forth went down like this:
Daily Xtra: In the film your character Ronnie is very open about his sexuality. But given interviews you’ve done in the past, your own sexuality seems a bit more ambiguous. Do you find it hard for celebrities to talk to media about their sexuality?
TH: What on earth are you on about?
DX: I was referring to an interview given to Attitude Magazine a few years ago.
TH: But what is your question?
DX: I was wondering if you find it difficult for celebrities to talk about their sexuality.
TH: I don’t find it difficult for celebrities to talk about their sexuality. Um, are you asking me about my sexuality?
DX: Um, sure.
TH: Thank you.
That question about celebrities talking to the media about their sexuality was a little weird and I think the reporter just really wanted Tom to talk about his own sexuality. That reporter didn’t ask the right questions and went about it the wrong way. If I was that reporter, I would remind Tom about how he once said that he’s never had an assful of peen and his own peen has never been in another dude. So I’d ask him, “Let’s say there’s a glory hole in the last two stalls in the men’s bathroom down the hall. Let’s also say that in about 10 minutes, you suddenly got the urge to piss and had to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. You go to the men’s bathroom down the hall and after you walk into the second to the last stall, a peen pops into the hole next to you. Will you suck that peen? If your answer is yes, please answer quickly so I have enough time to run over there and get ready.” Now THAT is a relevant question!
Jump to the 28:12 mark in the video below to watch Tom shut down the question about his sexuality while scratching his ass (or something like that):
And here’s pictures of a wet Tom Hardy at the TIFF premiere of Legend: