David Mueller used to co-host a morning show for KYGO in Denver, CO, but he was pink-slipped after one of Taylor Swift’s bodyguards claims they saw his hand grope her ass area while taking a picture before her show on June 2, 2013. Tay Tay’s people told his job about what the bodyguard saw, his job put him on the curb and now he’s suing her for wrongly accusing his hand of doing something he claims it didn’t do.
The Denver Post says that in the lawsuit, which was filed Thursday, David claims that he and his girlfriend met Tay Tay during a meet-and-greet backstage. When Taylor put her arm around David’s girlfriend to take a picture, he jumped in at the last second. David says that his hand never paid a visit to her ass and Taylor thanked him and his girlfriend before they went their separate ways. But later on, one of Taylor’s security guards accused him of molesting her ass and he was kicked out. David was fired 2 days later.
David says in his lawsuit that he isn’t a molesting perv and he has taken pictures with hundreds of famous chicks and has never been accused of groping any of them. He apparently passed a lie detector test. His lawyer tried to get Taylor to take one too, but she said golly gee no to that shit. (Note: She probably really did say “golly gee no.“) David also believes that Taylor’s people pressured the radio station into firing him. That’s why he says he’s suing her instead of the station. According to him, he was making $150,000 a year plus bonuses and now his checking account is suffering because he doesn’t have a job. David wants money from Taylor, of course.
Taylor’s rep tells People that all they did was give the “evidence” of David’s alleged ass touching to the radio station and the radio station did what they felt was right.
David swears he didn’t touch Taylor, but he knows who did. David claims that KYGO’s program director Eddie Haskell “excitedly” talked about how he had met Taylor, put his arms around her and touched her ass. Eddie supposedly told David this right after the meet-and-greet. Now, I’m not saying that David isn’t lying, but well, we all know what a shifty troublemaker Eddie Haskell was as a youth….
So I wouldn’t be surprised if he pulled some gross shit like that as an adult.
But seriously, I have a feeling that David’s lawsuit isn’t going to go anywhere. It’ll be dismissed when David suddenly disappears and he doesn’t show up to meetings with his lawyer. The police will go to his apartment and the only two things they’ll find will be a used roll of Hello Kitty duct tape and a Playskool brand taser. Don’t mess with Taylor Swift’s Girl Squad.