The Katie Price Twins Are August’s Hot Sluts Of The Month!

September 11, 2015 / Posted by:

I was going to say that beauty and raw elegance always prevails, but the Katie Price twins’ competition exude just as much beauty and raw elegance as they do.

 Georgina Clarke and Kayla Morris, the mother/daughter silicone orchids who claim they have spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look like Katie Price, are our new Hot Slut of the Month champions. I fully approve, because every HSOTM should have massive amounts of talent, grace and beauty and these two have so much talent, grace and beauty that it’s seeping out of their pores. Or maybe that’s silicone…

The Katie Price twins got a little over 35% of your votes. If the HSOTM competition had a Q&A section like beauty pageants, these two would have easily gotten at least 99% of your votes, because I’m sure their thoughts on current world issues are mind-blowing. Glorianna “Bond Girl” Galicia came in second with almost 25%, SoFonda Cox came in third with 22.45% and David Komie was last with 17.45%. The Katie Price twins will go on to the finals next year.

Thanks to everyone who voted! And now I leave you with these stunning and exquisite portraits of our new Hot Slut of the Month queens. “I’m sorry, it’s just not possible for you to look as naturally gorgeous as this” is what Kylie Jenner’s family plastic surgeon is going to tell her when she demands to look like these swans.

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