The last time we heard from FoxHol was a few months ago when Jamie Foxx spit out a denial over the rumors that he and Scientology escapee Katie Holmes have been doing each other for two years. According to UsWeekly, Katie and Jamie are still touching fuck parts and they’re still keeping it on the down low. This may be the first time that the name “Jamie Foxx’ and the phrase “down low” have been in the same sentence together and it’s not about him and another dude.
UsWeekly’s “Katie Holmes insider” says that things between them are so serious that she’s told him she “loves” him. Katie is staying 100% true to Jamie and they see each other whenever they can. Their family and friends apparently know that they’re a thing, but they don’t want anybody else to find out. Katie apparently puts on a master disguise of a wig and a hat to meet up with him. The insider also spilled this:
“Katie is so in love. I don’t know if he’s dating other women, but she isn’t dating other men. She is all about Jamie. She said she loved him. She always gushes about how amazing he is and the joy he brings into the world.”
Katie Holmes missed her calling and should quit the acting game (and I’m not just saying that because I cringe every time she and those goddamn braces pop up in Ray Donovan). Katie Holmes should be the head of the CIA, because bitch knows how to evade shit. When she and Suri lived in NYC, she used a secret pathway from her apartment to Whole Foods to avoid the paps and now she’s tricking their asses by wearing masterful disguises when she goes to a hotel to fuck her down low boo. Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt in movies, but Katie Holmes is the real Ethan Hunt. It’s not a surprise that she’s a master of disguise, because she probably spent years perfecting her craft by dressing up as a potted plant to sneak out of Tommy’s house. Tommy did always wonder why that potted plant moved by itself. He figured it was just his telekinesis powers at work.