I was going to type “sanging” instead of “singing,” but I know that every time I type with a twang, I guarantee that my next chicken box from Popeye’s (aka my favorite authentic and gourmet Southern restaurant) will have at least one soggy and extra veiny piece in it.
We already saw a picture of Tom Hiddleston looking like a used car salesman as Hank Williams, and now here’s a clip of Tumblr’s favorite fap subject yodeling out “Move It On Over” in I Saw The Light, which comes out in a couple of months. If I press my ear to my browser, I can hear Tumblr saying that they want to move it on over to his dick.
I don’t really get Hank Williams (here’s what the real one sounds like), but that doesn’t matter. He could sound like Kermit the Frog with laryngitis and thousands of seats would still get ruined from the Hiddlestoners creaming all over them while watching this. And that reminds me to ask for extra gravy with my meal from Popeye’s tonight.