Night Crumbs

September 10, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Justin Bieber’s au pairs should really put a padlock on the bathroom cabinets, because he got into the peroxide again. The Legend of Billie Jean, is that you? – Lainey Gossip

Dakota Johnson served up unflavored blandness in AnOther Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus is running out of shit to do – Celebitchy

“I’m so happy that one of the Kartrashians is getting ANOTHER show,” said the Kartrashians and the Kartrashians only – Reality Tea

If Hilary Duff is in a bikini in Hawaii, who is walking to their car for the paps? That’s what I want to know – The Superficial

The American Horror Story: Hotel trailer has Matt Boner in a pink suit in it, so yeah, I’m sold – Towleroad

Why did I just mistake Kylie Jenner for Marisa Miller? – The Nip Slip

Okay, so now I know where Justin Bieber got the idea for his new hairstyle from – Popoholic

Sienna Miller’s ass crack is in Vogue – Hollywood Tuna

Chestica Simpson’s chichis came out last night – IDLYITW

Who needs voicemail when you have a pussy like this to handle unwanted calls for you? – The Berry

Zachary Quinto’s husband from the first season of American Horror Story showed his nalgas in Masters of Sex – OMG Blog

Serena Williams is not here for your “Why aren’t you smiling?” questions – Jezebel

Wait, the “t” in Voldemort is silent? Everything has changed – Pajiba

I can’t wait until someone points out all of the Illuminati symbolism in Madge’s new show – Just Jared

Hillary Clinton did the Whip and Nae Nae on Ellen and I just…. – Popsugar

Jimmy Fallon and his sidekick Justin Timberlake did the Single Ladies dance at the US Open and I just… – HuffPo

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