Night Crumbs

September 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson is doing the media rounds, because it’s the 10th anniversary of her fashion empire. If any trick ever says that Jessica doesn’t know shit about fashion, shut their asses up by showing them these pictures of her wearing a top that used to be a third-rate ice skater’s costume and church lady pants that make her crotch look like it’s spitting out silly string – Lainey Gossip 

Since Jessica Simpson is doing the media rounds, she’s dribbling out more streams of TMI including a story about how her kids poop on the grass. Don’t ever let those kids go anywhere near Sandra Bullock’s new piece – Celebitchy

Rob Kartrashian has dropped some chunk – Reality Tea 

Beyonce delivers duckface and chichis in FlauntDrunken Stepfather

Jill Duggar and her malnourished meth head-looking husband are maybe scamming their followers out of money. Well, Mama and Papa Duggar have taught their youngins well – The Superficial 

We all have goals in life and it was someone’s goal to solve a Rubix cube while skydiving – Hollywood Tuna 

Matt Damon’s dad bod is no more – Towleroad

I have NEVER been jealous of Claire Danes until I read this headline – HuffPo

The life: This donkey is living it – OMG Blog 

Vanessa Hudgens is dressed up like a waitress at a 90s-themed Japanese maid cafe – Popoholic

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are maybe spawning – IDLYITW

Ronda Rousey will star in a remake of Road House and I’m all for it if they bring back Sam ElliottPajiba

People are still doing the Cha-Cha Slide, but everyone can stop now since nobody can do it like this dude – The Berry 

Kylie Jenner thinks her rubber slug lips look natural – ICYDK

A fact you really needed to know: Jennifer Lawrence Googles “Jennifer Lawrence Ugly” when she’s on her period – Popsugar

And let’s end with a headline, again:


Those Catfish dudes probably threw up their hands and said, “I’m fucking done.”

Pic: FameFlynet

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