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September 9, 2015 / Posted by:

The broken flip-flop that made Backdoor Farrah threaten to kill everyone on Celebrity Big Brother!

Lately, Brits have had to put on their wellies to walk outside, because the streets are flooded with the thousands of gallons of jizz that the producers of Celebrity Big Brother have squirted out over seeing Backdoor Farrah bring her special brand of crazy cunt crazy to their show. From what I’ve seen, Farrah Abraham is the craziest mess in the CBB house and that is a major achievement considering that both Janice Dickinson and Jenna Jameson’s asses are in there. And well, during Monday night’s episode, Backdoor Farrah truly proved to the producers that they need to import their crazy from America every season when she issued a death threat on the entire house.

The flip-flop meltdown all started when Natasha Hamilton and Fatman Scoop got into a fight of words over food. The fight had nothing to do with Backdoor Farrah, but since her fame whore powers will weaken if she doesn’t get attention every ten minutes, she shoved herself into that tussle the same way James Deen shoved his fist up into her chocha. Farrah started fighting with Natasha and when shit got really serious, Big Brother called her into the Diary Room, because if she hit a trick, she’d be evicted and they’d lose their ratings getter.

While going into the Diary Room, Farrah somehow broke one of her flip-flops and the reasonable thing to do when one of your flip-flops breaks is to threaten to commit mass murder. Backdoor Farrah let CBB know that flip-flops are serious, serious business.

“Oh, because I was going to fucking obliterate the fucking scum that you have in this fucking house. Yeah, and I’m just going to say this; if my fucking flip-flops are not fucking fixed because of your goddamn mouth over the fucking intercom, I am going to straight up fucking kill this whole fucking house!”

Well, Farrah is slowly killing all of the brain cells of the houseguests and viewers watching her insane ass, so she’s well on her way to committing mass murder. Bitch lost it a long time ago, but I love that she really lost it over a flip-flop. If her kid was in the middle of that argument and someone knocked the child over, Farrah would quickly glance down, let out a “meh” and continue to make it all about her. But a flip-flop! Hell no, Backdoor Farrah will burn this planet down over a broken flip-flop. Get into Farrah’s hilarious flip-flop RAGE:

I bet that flip-flop broke itself, because it knew that would really set Backdoor Farrah’s asshole on fire. We already knew that one way to destroy Farrah is to ask her a basic math problem. But now we know another way: break her flip-flop!

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