Who Is August’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

September 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Thanks to the three-day weekend, some of us are having a hard time flicking the on switch on our brains (HA! I act like my brain’s on switch hasn’t been broken for decades), so it’s the perfect time to make the biggest decision you’ll have to make this month! (Note: This will be the second biggest decision you’ll have to make all month if a Models Inc. marathon and a Living Dolls marathon plays at the same time on different channels and you can only watch one live.)

The theme for August’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown is obviously “beauty, glamour and talent.” If scientists and engineers found a way to turn the beauty exuded by any one of these Hot Sluts into a power source, ConEd would shut down. Every single one of them possesses enough beauty to run the planet.

As always, three of the HSOTM finalists are based on Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. I picked Bond Girl GG, because I’ve been singing that song so much that my dog’s ears are about to take a restraining order against my vocal cords. These are the HSOTM finalists for August:

SoFonda Fox – One of the reigning queens of Toronto’s drag scene and the one-queen Destiny’s Child who is better than the real thing.

David Komie – The attorney from Austin, TX who rocks!

Georgina Clarke and Kayla Morris – the English blossoms and mother and daughter who got matching plastic surgery to look like their idol Katie Price.

Glorianna Galicia – The mysterious nightingale who gave us the song of the year with “Bond Girl.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned this Friday. Happy voting!


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