You’ll never believe this, but it was Pride in Atlanta last week and at one of the events, gay dudes showed up. I know, it’s like going to Coachella and seeing chicks in flower crowns and coochie cutters rolling on Molly. CRAZY!
Melissa Scott, a party promoter who is co-founder of the entertainment group Traxx Girls, tells Georgia Voice that Chris Brown was booked to make an appearance at a lesbian Pride party over the weekend. Fisty was supposed to introduce Teyana Taylor, who is currently on tour with him. The Traxx Girls put the sore on humanity’s right labia lip on their flyer and used his name to promote the event. On the night of the event, The Difficult Brown supposedly showed up to the venue, but refused to enter, because he found out that gay dudes were inside. Well, at least we know that gay dudes are Chris Brown’s kryptonite and if we never want him to leave the house again, we should just line his front yard with nothing but gays. I’ll gladly volunteer.
Melissa claims that Chris Brown’s people were also mad, because he didn’t look butch enough on the flyer and she had to take cell phone pictures of the party proving that there were mainly only ladies inside. It’s nice to know that Chris Brown is still as pleasant as a fisting from a sloth. Melissa said this about the whole mess:
“I think it’s unfortunate for mainstream artists to take people’s money with the complete prior knowledge of knowing what the event is and being very clear about what the event is about. I’m completely baffled. You know it’s gay pride. You knew you agreed when you sent the contract in and took the money.
I was being told to take his (Brown’s) image down because he looks a little feminine in that image, an image that he took. As a promoter I should be focused on my crowd. I had to send text messages of pictures of my crowd to say, there’s nothing but girls in here man.”
Melissa was able to get Fetty Wap (I had a Fetty Wap for lunch on Saturday and it was delicious) to fill in for the human ass boil.
Inviting Chris Brown to appear at a LGBT event full of women makes sense since we all know how wonderful he has been to women and the gay community. That makes a lot of sense! But really, inviting Chris Brown to a lesbian party during Pride week is like inviting Woody Allen to chaperone a slumber party full of 12 year old girls. It was probably some kind of trap and The Difficult Brown was on to them. But Chris claimed on Twitter that he was never booked for the event and he has nothing but love and rainbow queefs for the LGBT community.
“I wasn’t aware or informed of a show I supposedly cancelled. I have nothing but love and respect for the LGBT COMMUNITY. The show was never confirmed by any of my people. So I apologize if the fans wanted me there. I honestly wasn’t booked for the show. Hopefully in the future we can do it right. Much love LGBT.”
The Difficult Brown has much love for the LGBT community?! He does know that LGBT doesn’t stand for the “Ladies and Gay Bashers Troupe,” right?