Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? It’s a big plate of AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
There’s no such thing as rest and relaxation when you’re The Rock, because there’s always weights to be lifted, 50,000 ounces of cod to be eaten and baby French Bulldogs that need saving. Yesterday, The Rock Instagrammed a picture of him in a wet t-shirt with a French Bulldog puppy in each hand and he told a story about how he heroically saved one of them from taking a one-way trip to heaven.
The Rock wrote about how he and his family got two new French Bulldog puppies, Brutus (on the left) and Hobbs (on the right). As soon as he got home with them, he put them in the backyard so they’d learn to shit and piss outside. Right after he put them in the backyard, they went running toward the pool and ended up falling into the deep end. Hobbs quickly realized that he better start moving his paws if he doesn’t want to sink to his watery grave and he doggy paddled to safety. But that instinct never kicked into Brutus’ brain and he sunk to the bottom. So as the Baywatch theme song played, The Rock ran toward the pool, jumped in, scooped up Brutus and laid the pooch on the side of the pool. I’ll let The Rock tell the rest of this heroic story:
He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, “Thank God you didn’t have to give me mouth to mouth!” and then ran off to play with his brother.
A few lessons I’ve learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don’t keep it in your pocket… like I did.
#BRUTUSLives #HOBBSCanSwim #MyCelPhonesDead #AndNoMouthToMouthNeeded #HappyLaborDay
Hmmm… Yes, what The Rock is cooking smells like awwww, but it also smells like a STUNT (which smells like a mixture of Beyonce’s lace front glue and Pimp Mama Kris’ drool). Just a few weeks ago, it was announced that the Baywatch movie starring The Rock and Zac Efron is really happening and now here’s a story about how he’s a regular French Bulldog-saving lifeguard. If I wasn’t lazy as shit, I’d try to dig up some info on Brutus’ young past. I bet I’d find out that Brutus won the gold medal in swimming at the Puppeh Olympics (please tell me this exists) and holds the record for breath-holding by a French Bulldog puppy.
I’d forgive The Rock for this blatant stunt if he wasn’t wearing that damn shirt in the picture.