Open Labor Day Post: Hosted By The Hardest-Working Ginger Goddess On The Stroll (With A Guest Appearance By Mary Carey)

September 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Even on this long Labor Day Weekend, Phoebe Price has taken zero time off and is tirelessly working to make this country a more glamorous and refined place. There are no holidays on the ho stroll.

While dressed up like a day-shift cocktail waitress at a Beetlejuice-themed strip club, Chicken Cutlets and her current partner in elegance, porn star and two-time California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, brought their amazing posing skills to the Malibu Kiwanis Chili Cook-off. Chicken Cutlets sucked off a pickle, flashed her poultry ass cakes, grilled a piece of blue cotton candy on her flame-broiled chicken tits and didn’t let dignity get in the way of her giving the paps a highly artistic picture by sitting on a Port-A-Potty toilet. Yes, PP’s poultry ass cakes probably got infected with all kinds of diseases from sitting on that Port-A-Potty toilet, but that is a small price to pay for giving the world real art.

And these pictures just prove that whoever made the shit decision to cast Cate Blanchett as Lucille Ball shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore. Because Phoebe Price is the Lucy of our time and Mary Cary is her Ethel!

Pics: Wenn.com

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