If You Want To Highly Offend Robert Pattinson, Mistake Him For An American

September 7, 2015 / Posted by:

The next time you log on Facebook, expect to see a petition to American movie theaters asking them to ban every single movie starring that American-hating piece of trash Robert Pattinson!

The British pit licker did an interview with Elle France (via MSN) to push his new movie Life and they asked him what is the worst thing anybody has ever said about him. Well, America is totally going to declare war on our EX-ally Britain thanks to the shit that came out of Robert Pattinson’s mouth. RPattz has played an American many times in movies, but he says that he hates it when someone mistakes him for one. You can tell that this US-hating trick hates America, because he doesn’t even speak American when he’s here! He still speaks in that funny accent! Anyway, this is what he said:

“It’s going to make you laugh, but as a Brit, to hear someone say I’m American is the worst insult! I am English! Let it be known once and for all!”

RPattz lives in L.A. half of the time, but he’s happiest in the UK and Europe and I’m guessing it’s because there’s less Americans over there, which is wonderful since he hates us more than he hates soap!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!1^*!!

“I live between Los Angeles and London. But being in London is a pure delight. They leave me alone. It’s the same everywhere in Europe. The other day I was strolling around Paris, and nobody bothered me!”

Go ahead and add Robert Pattinson’s name to the list of “Whores Who Should Be Banned From America” right under Ariana Grande Latte. But seriously, I would think that RPattz’s answer to the question, “What is the worst insult someone can call you?“, would be, “The star of 5 Twilight movies.” Because that’s the insult of all insults.

Pic: Wenn.com

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